Помните Нил Гейман написал в своем блоге о долгоиграющих сериях и Джордже Мартине? Джон Эниалио (John Anealio) пишет и испольняет песни на сюжеты научно-фантастических и фэнтези книг. Некто в комментариях предложил написать песню по этому посту Геймана, и вот она:

Очень милая песня.

George R.R. Martin is Not Your Bitch
by John Anealio

I got an e-mail from a reader
who said he loved an author
who wrote epic fantasy

He asked me if I thought the writer
should feel like he’s required
to finish up the series

and this is what I said:

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch
no matter how much you gripe
George R.R. Martin is not your bitch
so you might as well go get a life

I said: If you think the books are entertaining
it’s best to stop complaining
writers just aren’t machines

George Martin never signed a contract
to just work on that project
so find something else to read

Have you tried Fevre Dream?